THIS LIST WILL BE ADDED TO OVER TIME.
Dad: Sarah let her go. When she screams like that it means she hurts!
(Giving the cat "a hug”).
Mom: Sarah did you eat your yogurt?
Sarah: Poo.
Mom: I’m not sure how that answers my question. Did you eat your yogurt?
Sarah stubbornly: Poo.
Mom: (nodding slowly) I see.
Bedtime. Sarah has run away from me and climbed up to sit by dad in the family room. Dad is watching baseball.
Mom: Sarah you ran away. We have to get ready for bed. Let’s go read a story and drink some milk.
Sarah with her head resting casually on her hands (behind her head as a pillow):
No, watching game (with) daddy.
(Baseball usually makes her bawl. So we knew she was faking. But, this was such a creative move on her part that we all sat and watched baseball for about 3 minutes).
(Baseball usually makes her bawl. So we knew she was faking. But, this was such a creative move on her part that we all sat and watched baseball for about 3 minutes).
Just now Sarah walked by brushing her teeth with a comb.
Dad: Are you brushing your teeth with that comb?
Sarah: Yeah.
Dad: is that effective?
Sarah: (sad sounding) no.
Dad: I wouldn't think so.
They make me laugh!
Dad: Are you brushing your teeth with that comb?
Sarah: Yeah.
Dad: is that effective?
Sarah: (sad sounding) no.
Dad: I wouldn't think so.
They make me laugh!
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